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Jun 13 2008

Food For Thought - To The Table On Time

Published by mrsbear0309 at 11:39 pm under Uncategorized Edit This

After a recent conversation with a friend, I was gently reminded that it is the woman’s sole responsibility to keep the peace in a marriage. How can this be achieved, you ask. The possibilities are in abundant supply. You can, for example, feign interest in various physical sports competitions, you can fry chicken wings in celebration of said sports competitions, you can have sexual relations as frequently as your spouse requests it, you can swallow your opinions with a scotch and soda, and of course never ever forget to pack your husband’s leisure footwear.

In response to that conversation, I remembered an article full of such useful timeless and sagely advice…I think the last one on the list says it all.

Remember ladies - your identity and integrity are a small price to pay for marital bliss. Wink And for God’s sake keep those kids clean and quiet, some wipies and a mild sedative work wonders. Tongue out

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One Response to “Food For Thought - To The Table On Time”

  1. simplywritingon 19 Jun 2008 at 7:45 pm edit this

    hahahahaha!! Sorry that is incredibly funny - thank you for a great read. I’ll have to show this to Mike and see if he agrees. ;)

    That made me giggle, and yep I know my place - it’s running the household ;)

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