Jul 19 2008
Embracing My Inner Slacker
Okay, so maybe she’s not as deeply buried as I’d like to think.
My inner slacker is always there, rippling just beneath the surface of my competent mommy exterior. She’s the one that won’t get out of her PJs until 3:00. She puts off a sink full of dirty dishes until they smell like corrosive cheese. She’s the one that turns on the tumble press 18 times before she folds a load of laundry, the one that would rather watch some DVRed episodes of The Soup rather than scrub a hard-water stained toilet, the one that would eat a can of Pringles for lunch rather than get up an make herself a sandwich. She orders pizza for dinner, even though she was home all day and perfectly capable of slapping together a semi-decent meal.
That’s not me though, I would never…but the slacker that’s wearing my skin, she is capable of anything.
YES!!!!
PJs back on by 9:30, I am impressed!