Outnumbered Two to One

1. Most moms only appreciate frogs from far beyond hopping distance. Or even better, from the safe detachment of a photograph that someone else took.
2. If I try really hard, I can be funny, usually at my own expense or as the result of an unfortunate/messy/awkward situation.
3. In a germ laden doctor’s office, children always find the nastiest things to put their hands on.
4. There is general befuddlement over the absence of toys in my pediatricians office.
5. I am not the only one who is indifferent towards the state of their hosiery.
6. Holes in socks are often perfectly acceptable and encouraged.
7. Some moms do not wear socks at all.
8. Some babies like to pry open their diapers.
9. The mom’s of babies who don’t pry open their soiled diapers are always grateful, but appreciate giggling about those who do.
10. Everyone loves a photo of an exhausted baby whose fallen asleep in his chair with half a Sun Chip clamped between his teeth.
11. Although some might find the word “ass” controversial, they still appreciate being labeled “kick ass” bloggers.
12. Boys in dinosaur costumes are always cool.
13. Comments are like candy, they’re always great to get and fun to spread around.

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