Dec 29 2008
Cuz I’m Sick - koff koff sniffle sniffle - HASAY Update
Casey tells me this is week 10 of Club HASAY.
I’ll have to take her word for it, since the month of December has left me feeling like I’ve stumbled in to some kind of vortex where time is completely irrelevant. Days feel like weeks, weeks like months that feel like years. It’s like I’m carrying an extra decade on my face. Surely that can’t be flattering.
So if a simple calendar puzzles me beyond belief, should I really be expected to count calories? Cut carbs? Blast my abs with a cardio workout?
The answer is nay. NAY I say.
I haven’t exercised. I haven’t dieted in…since…let’s just say a while.
Due to the emotional nature of the crisis I recently experienced, I waffled from no eating at all to binging on Christmas cookies to subsisting on Hot Fries and Green Tea. An unhealthy dietary regimen the consequences of which I am currently reaping.
I am sick. koff koff. With the flu. sniffle sniffle.
All joking aside, I feel like garbage. That got hit by a semi. Then trampled by a herd of Spanish bulls. Then slammed by a freight train. Hauling garbage.
There’s no way I’ll be facing Jillian Michaels in my condition.
The only squat thrusts I’ll be doing will be…okay no, I won’t be doing any squat thrusts for a while. At least until my nose stops whistling and my man voice disappears. Instead I’ll be drinking fluids, taking my vitamin C and various OTC meds and longing for the day I’ll be able to hop back on that HASAY wagon.
This week though, the wagon passed me by, while I waved half-heartedly and blew my chaffed nose in to a hanky.
Well I’ll buy your sick excuse since you sounded so pitiful. The second your nose is less stuffy though, I’m going to be nagging you like a mofo. Got it? Feel better…
Thanks for the well wishes on my back, right back atcha with the cold. I can so relate with the Barry White voice when your sick…lol Feel better soon.
Aw! Hope you feel better soon!
Hope you feel better soon!! I’m glad I’m not the only one who gets a “man voice” when they’re sick!
Being sick sucks! I hope you feel better soon.
I hope you are feeling better soon!
Get well soon!
Yeah, when you’re sick you definitely need a break…get well, and hp back on the bandwagon! We’ll be here waiting for you.
Oh, there’s not much sadder than I sick mama bear. I know this, even tho I’m not a bear…sniffsniff. I spent the morning in the pool yesterday hacking and wheezing…would not recommend it. Keep taking good care of yourself and feel better soon
Well, since you let wagon drive on by. Make sure you catch up to it this week. Feel better!!
Girl, geez, you sound horrible! Don’t OD on all the OTC meds and when you see that wagon run…run and jump on it!!!
Feel better!
Hello there. I hope you are feeling better. On January 3rd I am kicking off the new year being postive…getting out of this slump…putting the cookies away….come join me.
I am not doing this on my blog although I am trying to come up with something creative to keep us going. I don’t need PR for the guilt I am feeling now. I just need to get out of my pity party!
Take care of yourself and get better!
I spent my fair share of hours listlessly watching Lord of the Rings movies slathered in Vicks in the last few weeks, hope you feel better soon!
Been there, done that…recently! Hope you’re feeling better soon!
Hope you feel better soon! I was sick for most of December too - and oh, hot fries sound so good right now!
You poor thing! Feel better soon, mkay?!!?
Crap. Sorry you feel like crap. That’s craptastic.
There’s always 2009! You can get back on the wagon then! I’ll be right there with you!
Hope you feel better soon! We’ve all been sick for a week here, so I feel your pain!
Hope you feel better soon girl!
Feel better soon … ’cause Casey isn’t going to cut you a break!