Feb 02 2009
From The Land of Google
I’m always grateful for every visitor Google throws my way, although occasionally I’m a little perplexed by the strings of words people plug in. I try to imagine these people bent over their computers, hunting and pecking at the keys, looking for something specific they’re not likely to find in my little corner of the blogosphere.
Here are a few of the stranger ones from January.
1. Gave my toddler small dose Nyquil -I know sick babies can be kind of grating on the nerves, but saucing them up with Nyquil is generally frowned upon. Any dose is a bad dose, in my opinion. I know I’m not a doctor or anything, but…
2. Bad things happening to little kids - probably when they’re doped up on cold medicines and stumbling around unattended.
3. Jillian Michaels nipples - I know I’ve mentioned the 30 day shred DVD in my HASAY updates, but as far as I can remember I’ve never volunteered any info about Jillian’s nips. Which leads me to wonder why anyone would search for…
4. Jillian Michaels sneezing - I would imagine that she does sneeze occasionally, but just as to why that would make news is a mystery.
5. Monkey butt powder side effects - my monkey actually prefers the butt lotion to the butt powder, which has been tested extensively on people.
6. My teenage daughter likes to pee standing up - sounds messy, and I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t want anyone bragging about it.
7. Toddler violent “diaper change” - the violent toddler part doesn’t really concern me since in my experience toddlers have violent tendencies, although I have to wonder why “diaper change” is in quotations.
Then there are all the vomit related searches I’ve attracted such as…
- Feeling pukey January 2009
- Coughing up solid chunks
- Two year old toddler vomit
- Toddler puking so much that I started too
- Vomiting toddler smells like sour milk
- My two year old baby throw up
- 2 year old child vomits every night
- 2 year old makes herself throw up at bedtime
Obviously there are a lot of children out their tossing their cookies, I myself have one with an overactive gag reflex. But I’ve never been tempted to seek out other parents who share my barf experience, nor do I want to admit to being a sympathetic puker. Some things are better left behind closed doors, just in case they’re contagious.
I also don’t want to overlook my creepo population, those searches that have just one thing on their collective minds…
- Busty mom
- Busty girls
- Big busty
- mommysgotboobs.com
- Watched mom shower
- Adult mommie mouth soaping me
I don’t even know what that last one means, but it is decidedly ew.
And then of course there’s my favorite…
How do you love your husband when he gives you crap for years over being a sahm -this lady I feel for, this lady most definitely needs a hug and possibly a divorce.
Care to share some of your funnier searches?
