Mar 09 2009
Happy Birthday to Me
Good things about having a birthday:
- cake
- presents
- a husband to do dishes for you
- dinner out
- e-mailed coupons for free ice-cream
Not so good things about having a birthday:
- spider veins
- constipation
- weird wrinkles on my forehead
- possible arthritis pain
- hair loss
Lousy unexpected birthday circumstances:
- Daylight savings
- Springing forward
- Thinking I have an extra hour to do stuff, then realizing I’ve been robbed
- Losing an hour of desperately needed sleep
- Waking up with fat eyes because some guy thought daylight savings was a good idea
Seriously. That guy. What the hell was his problem? If the sun is still out, how can I possibly understand that it’s bed time? If it’s dark, how can I possibly assume that it’s time to wake up? Jerk.
Stupid daylight savings.
Happy My Birthday to Me.
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