Mar 23 2009
Where I’m Not
Currently I’m not here , I’m here.
So if you’re looking for a HASAY update, you can forget it. You’re not getting one.
But if you want to read my HASAY guest post , then by all means read my HASAY guest post.
If you want to be entertained, now that’s a different story. You’re out of luck. I’ve got one good blog post in me per day and I’ve officially met my quota.
Really, stop grovelling, it’s unbecoming.
How about this…I’ll let my toddler talk to you.
Take it away son.
(This was taken from an actual conversation with my two year old, the translations follow.)
Toddler Say What?
1. Ah qui a bah oba deah.
2. Go way bah, go way.
3. Ah twoh a wok a pie weh. A pie weh.
4. Ah oh no.
5. Ah ey a chock oh wat.
6. No dat duo dwem.
No, Seriously What Did He Just Say?
1. I squished a bug over there.
2. Go away bug, go away.
3. I throw a rock at a spider web. A spider web.
4. I don’t know.
5. I ate a chocolate.
6. Not that, the other one.
Clearly my son has issues with small buggy things, but at least he’s honest. Just don’t confuse the words “spider web” for “pirate”, unless you want a full blown meltdown to ensue. Yeah, he’s that kind of drama queen.
Sounds like a conversation I may have with my son, too!